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so...
If I were a month, I would be: April
If I were a day of the week, I would be: Monday
If I were a time of day, I would be: dusk
If I were a planet, I would be: Io, the first satellite of Jupiter
If I were a sea animal, I would be: an octopus ! x3
If I were a direction, I would be: south west
If I were a piece of furniture, I would be: err... a rug ?

If I were a sin, I would be: lazyness
If I were a historical figure I would be: I'll think of it, I promise xD
If I were a liquid, I would be: milk
If I were a stone, I would be: a ruby
If I were a tree, I would be: a Quercus ilex, "chêne vert" in French
If I were a bird, I would be: a blackbird
If I were a tool, I would be: a screwdriver
If I were a flower/plant, I would be: an iris !!!!!
If I were a kind of weather, I would be: a dry summer evening
If I were a mythical creature, I would be: Medusa
If I were a musical instrument, I would be: a violin maybe
If I were an animal, I would be: a groundhog <3
If I were a colour, I would be: kaki
If I were an emotion, I would be: anger
If I were a vegetable, I would be: a tomato (I know it's a fruit, but I don't care)
If I were a sound, I would be: the swish of wind in trees
If I were an element, I would be: air
If I were a car, I would be: a Citroën 2CV or any car like that, old, rusty, noisy and damn slow xD
If I were a song, I would be: "Du Hast" of Rammstein xD
If I were a movie, I would be: Dirty dancing
If I were a book, I would be written by: Neil Gaiman and Terry Pratchett (comment ça je triche ?)
If I were a food, I would be: Fettuccine di Pesto alla genovese <3
--Ou alors des courgettes au curry et miel : faire chauffer de l'huile d'olive, y mettre une cuillère à café de curry, quand il embaume, mettre les courgettes, faites revenir puis salez et poivrez, laissez finir la cuisson en rajoutant du miel. On peut éventuellement adoucir avec une pointe de crème fraiche

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If I were a place, I would be: le Cap Ferret x3 (
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If I were a taste, I would be: wasabi taste, see ? well this one.
If I were a scent, I would be: smell of Thymus x citriodorus "thym citron" en français
If I were a religion, I would be: animism
If I were a word, I would be: Science
If I were a body part, I would be: the scruff
If I were a facial expression, I would be: sulky
If I were a subject in school, I would be: art history
If I were a cartoon character, I would be: Tinker Bell
If I were a shape, I would be: a triangle
If I were a number, I would be: 4
If I were an item of clothing, I would be: a bra
If I were a piece of jewelry, I would be: an earring
If I were a clothing accessory, I would be: a scarf
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